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"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

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i could theoretically outrun the lion in the house, since it's more built for like, savannahs and shit. but i'm not really eager to test this theory out. and i didn't realize you weren't living with suga. it didn't come up, but i guess i just assumed.

DO NOT TRY TO OUTRUN A LION. [How is this even a thing he has to repeat.]

And no, I'm still in the house with Kageyama for now. The free spot in Suga's house is supposed to be for his spouse but I stay over sometimes so I'm sure it'd be no big deal if you did.

I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO TRY TO OUTRUN A LION.

oh, so. wait. are you kageyama's dad or are you his brother? why aren't you suga's husband? because that makes a lot more sense.

[he hasn't been here nearly long enough to understand how this system works.]

YOU BETTER NOT.

I'm his brother, I don't turn eighteen until December. You can't be married--the fake marriages they have here anyway--until you're eighteen, but then you can be a parent too. It doesn't make any sense.

you're right, that makes absolutely no sense. i guess this will all take some getting used to, still. there's a list of the housing arrangements on the network, right? i can check for myself and see where everyone is.