Tsukishima "too tall for bikes" Kei (
cleverblocker) wrote2015-06-03 10:46 pm
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"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."
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and you are DEFINITELY not allowed to see the lion, you're small enough that it'll probably mistake you for prey and eat you.
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WHAT
NOW I RLY WANT TO SEE IT IT WILL NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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it ABSOLUTELY will. it wants to eat ME. stay away from my house, the captains will kill me if i'm responsible for your death in any way.
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BUT I WANNA SEE IT
show me a pic or sth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ not that that will satisfy him... ]
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here, i took this from outside the house. it's in the kitchen right now.
itsafuckinglion.jpg