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[cleverblocker]

"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

Unit 1469
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[splasher]

six feet

[cleverblocker]

heh. short.

[splasher]

oh! are you taller than six feet? that's amazing

["amazing"]

[makoto, not phased by this shit, tachibana]

[cleverblocker]

[....amazing?]

yeah, i worked REALLY HARD to get to be this tall. it took a lot of effort. all the other kids in my height class died.

[splasher]

are you a robobt

[cleverblocker]

yes

[splasher]

please don't joke around like that

[cleverblocker]

why would you think i'm joking? robots don't have a sense of humor.

[splasher]

that's what a robot would say!!

[cleverblocker]

exactly. and i would appreciate it if you would keep this between us. no one else has figured it out yet.

[splasher]

then does that mean
we're...sort of sidekicks?

[cleverblocker]

excuse you, i'm a main character.

[splasher]

that's a little self-aware...
no that's a lot self-aware

[cleverblocker]

of course it is, robots have to be.

[splasher]

stop messing with me..