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[cleverblocker]

"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

Unit 1469
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he is SO done

[cleverblocker]

I don't think she's actually eaten anyone. Yet. [he gives hinata an appraising look.] But then again, you're small enough that maybe she'd be willing to put forth the effort.

[he's just being an asshole; he's pretty sure guinevere just exists to intimidate, not actually attack people.] Of course I did, stupid. I got the list for today and figured either you or the King would be trying to break into my room, so I wanted to take preventative measures.

[exasperated sigh.] Just get over here so I can look at your chin, I want to make sure you aren't bleeding.

tsukishima "everyone around me is an idiot" kei

[kablam]

I'm fine!! [ wildly flailing his arms about to try and show how absolutely fine he is actually makes his chin kind of hurt, and hinata ends up sulkily jerking his head up to show him. there's a nasty little bruise starting to form there, but, all things considered, he's fine. ]

I can't believe you did that, you suck! I would've given it back!!

[cleverblocker]

[well, at least it's just a bruise. for a moment, he'd been afraid that hinata had bit through his tongue or something, but with the way he's carrying on, he's clearly fine. a bit of ice and he should be fine in no time. at hinata's words, he gives him the most unimpressed look he can muster.]

You. Do you even realize who you're talking to? Would I ever make this easy on you?