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[cleverblocker]

"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

Unit 1469
voice | text | action

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text; FWD THIS TO 10PPL OR U'LL BE HAUNTED FOR OCTOBER!!!

[threewishes]

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[cleverblocker]

do i know you

[threewishes]

Hmmm, if you have to ask that, then I'm going to say "probably not". Ah, but I'm terribly sorry if I'm bothering you! I don't really know ten people to send this to [ what a fucking lie ], you see, so I went through the contact list at random...

You're welcome to ignore any and all messages of mine, of course.♥

[cleverblocker]

you aren't bothering me
at least you only sent me the damn thing once
so whatever, you get a pass
just don't send me chain messages again

[threewishes]

Oh, I'm not? I'm glad to hear that! Though, I admit, I'm morbidly curious as to what would happen if I DIDN'T get a pass...

I'm Kanbaru Suruga, by the way, to elaborate on your first question.

[cleverblocker]

i'd curse you, probably.
my name is tsukishima kei. nice to meet you.

1/2

[threewishes]

CURSE me?! You have that power...?!?!

[threewishes]

[ and, a second text— ] A pleasure to meet you too, Tsukishima-san! Barring any curses, I hope that we can get along. :)

[cleverblocker]

no i don't think i do
i'm a robot not a magician
it's a pleasure to meet you as well

[threewishes]

[ ?!?!! ]

A ROBOT????
Have I been getting automated responses this entire time?!???

[cleverblocker]

nah, i can't use automated responses
it's hard to get one that matches my complete disinterest in life
they always sound so damn peppy, it's obnoxious

[threewishes]

Oh, that's true. The textual ones do tend to add a surplus of exclamation points to... everything.
I'm sorry to hear about your complete disinterest in life, though. There isn't a single thing that you find the least bit interesting, hm?

[cleverblocker]

exactly, and excitement isn't quite my style
hmm, things i find interesting?
video games, sweets, and the eventual overthrow of humanity by robotics