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[cleverblocker]

"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

Unit 1469
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[kuroo]

come to the treehouse.

[cleverblocker]

you have a treehouse?

[kuroo]

at the park. i'm waiting.

[cleverblocker]

fine, give me fifteen minutes and i'll be there.

[kuroo]

i'll be waiting, with bells on~!

[cleverblocker]

[what does that even mean, but okay. sure enough, when he gets to the park, there's a tree house there. has it always been there? he doesn't spend much time in the park, so who knows. as he approaches, he's looking around suspiciously, as if trying to figure out where, exactly, kuroo is hiding.]

[kuroo]

[Kuroo's inside waiting. Possibly even watching from a window.]

Oi, Tsukki! Hurry up and come inside, it's cold!

[Definitely from a window! Not hiding at all. Spooky...]

[cleverblocker]

[this is fucking weird. with a huge sigh, tsukishima obligingly climbs up into the tree house to join kuroo.]

This better be good.

[kuroo]

[Just as soon as they're both level in the treehouse, Kuroo offers a smirk.]

Nice to see you too. And I was going to give you leftover strawberry shortcake too....

[cleverblocker]

[he looks supremely unimpressed.]

You didn't drag me all the way out here just to give me leftovers, did you?

[kuroo]

You don't want any? A certain crow told me it was your favorite...