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[cleverblocker]

"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

Unit 1469
voice | text | action

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[kablam]

UR VOICEMAIL
R U MAKING THAT UP

[cleverblocker]

WHY WERE YOU CALLING ME? AND IF YOU HEARD IT FROM MY VOICEMAIL, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT I'M NOT MAKING IT UP, I STATED IT VERY CLEARLY.

[kablam]

i wanted 2 ask sth about getting 2gether and practicing as a TEAM since we havent done that that much yet
and i accidentally hit call instead of txt
AYNWAY THATS NOT THE POINT U HAVE A FREAKING LION I WANNA SEE IT?!?!?!

[cleverblocker]

stop acting like the captain, shorty. leave practices to daichi and suga.
and you are DEFINITELY not allowed to see the lion, you're small enough that it'll probably mistake you for prey and eat you.

[kablam]

HEY IVE BEEN HERE LONGER bsides i work at the sports center!!!!!!!! so i wanted 2 find out when every1s free jeez!!!!!!!!!!!11 then i can get the court


WHAT
NOW I RLY WANT TO SEE IT IT WILL NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cleverblocker]

yeah, whatever. you give a whole new definition to micromanagement.

it ABSOLUTELY will. it wants to eat ME. stay away from my house, the captains will kill me if i'm responsible for your death in any way.

[kablam]

[ I LAUGHED REALLY HARD AT THAT PUN GOD DAMMIT ]

BUT I WANNA SEE IT
show me a pic or sth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ not that that will satisfy him... ]

[cleverblocker]

ugh you're so obnoxious.
here, i took this from outside the house. it's in the kitchen right now.

itsafuckinglion.jpg