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[cleverblocker]

"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

Unit 1469
voice | text | action

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MAILBOX ▹ 06/08

[trashyking]

[a plain pale blue looking envelope is placed in tsukishima's mailbox around noon time! inside is a cute looking invitation. on the back of it there's a hand written message that says:

bring your own bathing suit!

don't ask him how he knows you're here ok shhhh also he figured it would be somewhat rude if he left you all by your lonesome self.]

text response

[cleverblocker]

[because he's the only RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING in his house, tsukishima retrieves the mail on his way home from the courts, a small furrow of his brow the only hint that he's confused at a letter arriving for him so soon. after reading the contents and retrieving the appropriate phone number from the directory (thanks for including it for the RSVP, dumbass), he types out a quick response.]

are gifts required?

[trashyking]

[then it's a good thing he's the only oikawa in the contact list!!]

not necessary but if u feel
the need to bring him 1 then that would
be ok as well! im sure hed like it~

[cleverblocker]

[squints.]

oikawa-san, why do you type like a twelve year old who's never had a phone before?
but thank you, that answers my question.
i guess i'll be there.

[trashyking]

bc this is how i like 2 type w/friends! ( ง ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃

though if you would like me to not view you that way
i would be more than happier sending super long texts!

[cleverblocker]

that doesn't look like a very friendly emoticon.
but god, please, don't make your texts unnecessarily long. you can call me whatever you like so long as you keep things succinct.

[trashyking]

but it is! i swear that it is~
and alright then tsukki-chan~

[cleverblocker]

absolutely do not call me that

[trashyking]

y not?

[cleverblocker]

no one is allowed to call me by any sort of dumb nicknames. not even you, great king.

[trashyking]

its either tsukki or some other version of your name~
and idk if u can use mine then why cant i use urs?

[cleverblocker]

[ugh, oikawa didn't react to his nickname the same way kageyama did.]

i was trying to be an ass, which apparently backfired.
call me tsukishima. i'll call you oikawa. that works fine.

[trashyking]

i was as well, but mine succeeded~
but alright tsukishima~ whichever works!

[cleverblocker]

[did...did someone just out asshole him?]
hn. impressive.
thank you.

[trashyking]

[yep]

i try~ tobio-chan did try 2 learn
from the best after all!

also thank u for rsvping. i look forward 2
seeing you there!