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[cleverblocker]

"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

Unit 1469
voice | text | action

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text response

[cleverblocker]

[because he's the only RESPONSIBLE HUMAN BEING in his house, tsukishima retrieves the mail on his way home from the courts, a small furrow of his brow the only hint that he's confused at a letter arriving for him so soon. after reading the contents and retrieving the appropriate phone number from the directory (thanks for including it for the RSVP, dumbass), he types out a quick response.]

are gifts required?

[trashyking]

[then it's a good thing he's the only oikawa in the contact list!!]

not necessary but if u feel
the need to bring him 1 then that would
be ok as well! im sure hed like it~

[cleverblocker]

[squints.]

oikawa-san, why do you type like a twelve year old who's never had a phone before?
but thank you, that answers my question.
i guess i'll be there.

[trashyking]

bc this is how i like 2 type w/friends! ( ง ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃

though if you would like me to not view you that way
i would be more than happier sending super long texts!

[cleverblocker]

that doesn't look like a very friendly emoticon.
but god, please, don't make your texts unnecessarily long. you can call me whatever you like so long as you keep things succinct.

[trashyking]

but it is! i swear that it is~
and alright then tsukki-chan~

[cleverblocker]

absolutely do not call me that

[trashyking]

y not?

[cleverblocker]

no one is allowed to call me by any sort of dumb nicknames. not even you, great king.

[trashyking]

its either tsukki or some other version of your name~
and idk if u can use mine then why cant i use urs?

[cleverblocker]

[ugh, oikawa didn't react to his nickname the same way kageyama did.]

i was trying to be an ass, which apparently backfired.
call me tsukishima. i'll call you oikawa. that works fine.

[trashyking]

i was as well, but mine succeeded~
but alright tsukishima~ whichever works!

[cleverblocker]

[did...did someone just out asshole him?]
hn. impressive.
thank you.

[trashyking]

[yep]

i try~ tobio-chan did try 2 learn
from the best after all!

also thank u for rsvping. i look forward 2
seeing you there!