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[cleverblocker]

"If someone isn't dead, dying, or on fire, think very carefully if you want to bother me. Also yes, there is a lion in my house, a real, breathing, shitting, man-eating lion. I'm not making it up. Fuck off."

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[cleverblocker]

yes there
wait how do you know?? did suga tell you?

[steadier]

Kageyama said you wanted to move in and when I asked him why, he told me. Which is fine by the way considering there's a LION in your house. You need to leave.

[cleverblocker]

what?? i never said i wanted to move in, just that i want to have somewhere to crash sometimes if i need to. i don't even know if i'm allowed to move out. besides, don't you have the maximum number of people in your house?

[steadier]

Either way, consider the door open. We have four but we'd figure something out. It's a LION, Tsukishima.

[Daichi's all for making sure the underclassmen are following the rules but not getting eaten >>>>>>>>>>>>> occupancy limits, dude.]

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[cleverblocker]

i'm fast.

[cleverblocker]

but thanks, captain. i'm doing my best to stay safe, but if i really feel like i need to get out, you'll be the first person i talk to.

[.....shit, he's having a Team emotion. this is what happens when he spends so much time out of his element and stupid daichi has to go and be all fatherly and captain-y.]

[steadier]

Do not try to outrun a lion. And good. If push comes to shove I'll go live at Suga's, he's got room, or he did last month anyway.

[Or Tsukishima can live there or they'll all sleep at the sports center. Anywhere with less lions is a better option, Tsukishima. Also you are not the first year he thought he'd have to tell something like that to, which says a lot.]

[cleverblocker]

i could theoretically outrun the lion in the house, since it's more built for like, savannahs and shit. but i'm not really eager to test this theory out. and i didn't realize you weren't living with suga. it didn't come up, but i guess i just assumed.

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[steadier]

DO NOT TRY TO OUTRUN A LION. [How is this even a thing he has to repeat.]

[steadier]

And no, I'm still in the house with Kageyama for now. The free spot in Suga's house is supposed to be for his spouse but I stay over sometimes so I'm sure it'd be no big deal if you did.

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[cleverblocker]

I'M NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO TRY TO OUTRUN A LION.

[cleverblocker]

oh, so. wait. are you kageyama's dad or are you his brother? why aren't you suga's husband? because that makes a lot more sense.

[he hasn't been here nearly long enough to understand how this system works.]

[steadier]

YOU BETTER NOT.

I'm his brother, I don't turn eighteen until December. You can't be married--the fake marriages they have here anyway--until you're eighteen, but then you can be a parent too. It doesn't make any sense.

[cleverblocker]

you're right, that makes absolutely no sense. i guess this will all take some getting used to, still. there's a list of the housing arrangements on the network, right? i can check for myself and see where everyone is.

[steadier]

You'll have time to get used to it before you have to get married, anyway. And yeah, it's in your contacts.

[cleverblocker]

oh my god that gave me a chill, let's not talk about marriage. i'm way too young for that.

[steadier]

Yeah you are. Unfortunately the landlord doesn't care so enjoy your single life while you can.

[cleverblocker]

i think i understand how the coach feels a little, now

[steadier]

You've still got time ahead of you. As long as you don't try to fight the lion because either it or I will kill you.

[cleverblocker]

IM NOT GOING TO FIGHT THE LION